It’s a total eclipse - of everything! From the sun, to a massive new fundraising haul, to the prospect of the Judge (Judge Merchan) in the Trump hush money cash getting tossed out for his conflict of interest given his daughter’s career — this is one major wild day! (Oh, and we haven’t even gotten to The View’s crazy theory on why eclipses happen nor, Hillary Clinton’s embarrassing appearance at her Alma mater!)